Saturday, 22 February 2014



Originally due on the blog back on Friday 10th January.

So after the food of the Christmas holidays (one of the highlights of my year, every year if I'm honest) and most likely the liquids of the New Year festivities the magazine shelves of newsagents up and down the land become, ironically enough, fat with titles on one subject.  It's the time of each and every year when men and women make those resolutions, the gyms become busy for a month and January's top-selling magazines lecture their readers on exactly how bad they were for enjoying themselves the previous few weeks.

1987 sought to bring a remedy to that with Oink!'s special Keep Fit issue, beginning with that 'strong' cover from Banx.  To be honest though, #19 doesn't always hit the mark, but when it does it outshines all the competition as per usual.  I know I always said the blog wouldn't be a 'best of' but I'm making the exception here for this issue to show the lean, mean comedy machine pumping at the heart of this edition.

Now speaking of lean and mean, remembering the fact this was the 1980s, what kind of fitness instructor will that conjure up in your imagination?  I can bet you got the leotard right.  But probably not the rest:

Less Mr Motivator, more Mrs Lotafat-or.  Oh my word that was terrible.  Sorry.  I won't do that again.

So after your workout you'll be needing a rest in front of the telly and the old fashioned Saturday morning serial format of Ham Dare would surely suffice.  But he's dead, right?  Reduced to a bunch of Tescos Finest.  Well, the solution from Lew Stringer and drawn by J.T. Dogg is eloquently simple:

Yep so that's it from Mr Dare for now and while he may only have been present for 5 issues compared to the 12 in total for the Street-Hogs (now you know why they got their own series of updates on here), he's just as fondly remembered and will definitely be back in both the first and second annuals and then in the third Holiday Special, so keep your trotters off that dial!

Another new character who appeared alongside the glut of new attractions in the sort-of relaunch issue #15 was another creation from the mind of Cowpat County's Davy Francis and one who would stay with us all the way through Oink!'s run from then on.  It was reader favourite, Greedy Gorb - He'd Eat Anything!:

Gorb would become a highlight for me personally and I'd look forward to his diet tips in every issue.  Though while you'd hope kids wouldn't copy his attempts to satisfy his hunger (in the 80s we had a thing called 'common sense') there were occasions when Oink! would give out a very clear message, knowing how popular the comic, its characters and its humour were becoming with the young readers.

I remember in a much later issue a story to tell kids to take care of their teeth had a profound effect on me that I'll get into when it comes up later this year, but in this issue with it being all about fitness there could be only one nasty habit that would be the butt of the next Tony Husband strip (no pun intended I swear, I wasn't going there after that failed Mr. Motivator pun):

This kind of acts as a precursor to the Smokebusters Special, a limited edition issue of the comic which was given to some select schools in England, but we'll keep that for another time.  Unsurprisingly, I doubt the press and the pressure groups who unfairly attacked Oink! gave much publicity to that special or the strip above.

Recently on his Facebook page Lew Stringer was reminiscing about the fact it was 30 years to the month since he went fully self-employed as a comics writer and artist, back in 1984.  I grew up never far from a comic which featured Lew's work, not just in Oink! but also in Marvel UK's action comics The Transformers, Action Force (and 'The Transformers & Action Force' when the latter one folded) and then the more comedy-based The Real Ghostbusters comic.  Robo Capers, Combat Colin with Semi-Automatic Steve, Blimey! It's Slimer, Pete & His Pimple, Tom Thug, Pigswilla!  It's an absolute pleasure to be able to talk to the man behind these strips nowadays online and one of the (many) joys of doing this read-through is being able to discover little one-offs which pop up now and again.

Here is one such example.  Never to appear again, as he was simply created for this themed issue, he'd be gone as quickly as the cereal he's based on:

Here's to many more years of Mr Stringer's imagination keeping us all entertained!

Couple of special strips for you now, starting off with Scouting for Boys, which isn't a prelude to a later pop group but rather a boys' own exercise regime, with very official-looking artwork by Mike Taylor:

After all that hard work, Oink! shows its gentler side, with the tale of a ballerina with a wooden leg whose only dream was to compete, to dance and to be happy:

The artwork is very similar to that found in such comics as Bunty and other girls' titles, which you'll be unsurprised to read since Oink!'s artists were just fantastic at mimicking those they were parodying.  Les Barton does a top job here and he'd become a regular contributor later with those anarchic rockers The Slugs under the name 'Lezz'.  Sadly he passed away in October 2008, but he left a legacy of cartoons not just in Oink!, but in other IPC/Fleetway titles such as Whizzer and Chips and outside the children's market in Punch, Private Eye and many more.

You can read more about this remarkable artist here in an obituary in Lew Stringer's Blimey! blog:

And Les' son, Bob, wrote the following article for The Guardian after his passing:

Going back to the Wanda with the Wooden Leg story, I noticed it was written by the unstoppable talent that is Mark Rodgers, with Helen Jones, a name I've never encountered before in this or any comic.  However, Hadrian Vile seems to possibly know her, if this panel from his story in this issue is anything to go by:

Part of Hadrian Vile written by Mark Rodgers, art by Ian Jackson

Thanks to Lew Stringer and Graham Exton in the comments section for letting me know this is actually Mark's partner and Helen has, much to my delight, joined us at the Facebook group now too, to remember the comic and the fantastic work of Mark!

By the way, did you notice the letterer in the Wanda strip?

Now before we finish, just time to introduce another new character who appears here for the first time.  But it's not just the character who's new and of great importance.  His creator's name may be familiar to you:

Freddie Flop was the first of the creations of one Charlie Brooker - yes that Charlie Brooker.  Now a staple of BBC and Channel 4 television in the form of his own series Screen/Weekly/Games/News Wipe or as the best bit of Ten O'Clock Live and the like.  He also writes regular columns for The Guardian and was the creator of the dark comedy Black Mirror.  I love his sardonic and often quite brutal sense of humour, but as a teenager and while he was still at school he contributed to Oink! by sending in some unsolicited material and his work soon became some of the highlights of the comic!  What a first job, and talk about a kid's dream come true!  Transmogrifying Tracey, The Adventures of Death and Clint Gritwood the Trigger-Happy Cop are still to come but they're worth the wait.

Welcoming Charlie's first strip to the blog makes me feel like the collection of characters (Dead Fred started in this issue too) is really gelling with all of my best memories of Oink!, so I'm really looking forward to seeing where we go in the #20s and this is definitely the year where Oink! was at its peak.  For me anyway.  It was the only year in the comic's life where it'd be released all year long (having started in May 1986 and it would end in October 1988) so let's look forward to '1987' and the very best full year of comic goodness I can ever remember.

Speaking of looking forward:

Artwork by Patrick Gallagher

With all of the war centenary programmes flooding the BBC at the moment it'll feel very appropriate to be reading this next issue at this time.  So see you soon for it.


Lew Stringer said...

Hi Phil,
Good to see the blog up and running. Helen Jones was the late Mark Roger's partner. She was a teacher if Zi remember correctly. I'm not sure if she contributed any more material to Oink. Nice person. I hope she's well.

I suggested to Charlie Brooker last year that he could put his strips into his next book but I don't think he's keen. He's being too modest. They were fun strips, and always made me laugh.

Thanks for the nice words on my work again. Keep the piggy flag flying!

Graham Exton said...

Helen is Mrs Rodgers. You can see her in the Bahamas GBH ads and "Poopsie" fumetti. We photoed them when Mark and Helen were visiting me in Andros. I'm "Machete" McHettie. And I am too.

Phil Boyce said...

Ahhhh thanks guys! Yes the last panel of Hadrian definitely pointed towards an in-joke, with the character of Helen saving the lifeguard from drowning by giving hands-only CPR because she was "gud at pumping", pointing back to her "noises"!

I'm going through the blog from issue one, updating links and pieces of info given out here and at the FB group so I'll be sure to point this out too! Thanks again for the insight.

Carol said...

This is making me laugh out loud again. "Wanda...born with a wooden leg!" We were lucky kids indeed :)


Hi Phil – excellent blog!
I read and thoroughly enjoyed Oink originally in ’86 aged 12(turned bloody 40 last year!), and was there till the final issue. Seem to recall readers being asked in ’88, “Do you still want a weekly comic, or a big chunky monthly”, or words to that effect. Even at the time it seemed more than somewhat rhetorical, and given what happened it’s evident what the bosses wanted. Nice to be asked, I suppose…

Also recall Frank Sidebottom took a group of kids somewhere as part of an antismoking campaign. However I heard that Chris Sievey did a fair bit of smoking in the latter part of his life – hypocrite!! Just kidding. We all know Chris was on his uppers when he died, so I suppose he had to do something with his time. Chris’ page was a clear Oink highlight for me, and he joined the ranks of John Geering and Jack Oliver, i.e. those who left us too soon.

Take care,


Glyph Jockey said...

Those posters in the background of Brooker's piece are reminiscent of the ones in the latest A Touch of Cloth

Phil Boyce said...

Really? Haven't watched it myself but hey they certainly worked back then, so why not? I loved Charlie Brooker's strips back in Oink! but I've heard he isn't happy with them when he looks back at them. If this is true it's such a shame, as they're classics in my opinion!